---Chapter 28---
Once we all met in the middle of the field, we all clashed with a large shockwave.
Jimmy and the Balrog clash swords!
Perry and Dr. D meet with a fist collision and now are struggling over who is more powerful!
Gallaxhar and I meet and his energy sword and my adamant sword clash!
Ed and Jeremy meanwhile, are running around and trying to shoot each other!
Mike and Grievous are clashing with one another with their lightsabers!
Stitch is shooting at the droids while they return fire!
Meanwhile, Joe is constantly trying to slash at Bobobo with the tendrils, but Bobobo easily dodges each attempt and hasn’t returned a single attack!
“Come on!” Joe shouts angrily, “Are you even going to attack? Or am I going to destroy you fast because you’re scared?”
“So you want me to attack?” Bobobo asks.
“Yeah!” Joe replies.
“Fine,” Bobobo replies.
Bobobo shifts his right foot back into a stance. Then he places his right clenched fist next to his right leg and his let clenched fist next to the left side of his ribcage.
Suddenly, aura surrounds Bobobo and he shouts, “Super Fist of the Nose Hair!”
Immediately, each of his nostrils produce a large nosehair! Just like on TV!
Joe laughs, “Ha! What will that do to help you?”
Bobobo simply replies, “My most basic Super Fist of the Nose Hair, Snot For You!”
Then his nosehairs lash out at Joe and Joe has to use his robotic tendrils to defend himself from getting hit!
“And that’s not all!” Bobobo shouts, “It’s not only my nosehair you have to worry about! I’m also able to be random at times!”
“And how will that help you dodge this!” Joe says charging forward with each tendril pointed like a spear right at Bobobo!
“Super Fist of the Nose Hair!” Bobobo shouts, “Bunch a’ Bananas Defense!”
Suddenly, Bobobo changed into literally a bunch of Bananas! And he swings from side to side and dodges the tendrils!
“Bunch a’ Bananas Laser!” Bobobo shouts and then he shoots lasers from his eyes at Joe and a few hit some of his tendrils and the ones shot are destroyed!
“Now,” Bobobo says while Joe is trying to recover with his back turned to Bobobo, “Let’s Dance!”
Joe swings around to find Bobobo in a ballerina tutu!
“What’s with this guy?!?!” Joe says in fear.
Meanwhile, Ed and Jeremy were still shooting at one another from behind two trees.
Suddenly, Jeremy runs around the tree but can’t find Ed!
“Where’d you go ya’ DORK?!” Jeremy shouts. For some strange reason the word ‘dork’ echoes eerily.
“Dork?...DORK!?!?!?!?!?!?” Ed says from his hiding place, “Nobody calls Ed a dork and gets away with it except for Kevin!”
Suddenly from within the tree top, Ed drops down, but in the sphere form of the Power Suit!
“What the…” Is all that Jeremy can say before Ed rolls away but not before he drops an explosive!
KABOOM! Jeremy goes up into the air! Meanwhile Ed begins to charge the Arm Cannon!
Once it is fully charged, Ed rolls off out of sight once again when Jeremy finally lands.
The impact destroys Jeremy’s Bobba Fett Blaster!
“Argh!” Jeremy says, “Where’d you go now ya’ Chicken?!” Once again, the word ‘chicken’ echoes eerily.
“Chicken?...CHICKEN?!?!?!?!?” Ed says from a different hiding spot, “Ed is no Chicken, ED LOVES CHICKENS!!!!!!!!!!!”
Suddenly, Jeremy is frightened at what will happen next. He decides to run away from where he just heard Ed’s voice come from.
Suddenly, Jeremy trips and then when he looks up…Ed is right in front of him!
And the Arm Cannon is fully charged and pointed at Jeremy, shaking with power!
The Last word Ed says while still serious and angry is, “Gravy!”
Ed unleashes the Arm Cannon at Jeremy and there is a huge flash!
When the flash dims…where Jeremy once was…Now there is an ENORMOUS CRATER!! Jeremy is defeated!!!!!!
Ed looks over at Perry and Dr. D who are still in a power struggle…
“Oh No!” Ed says once again his regular self, “Perry is a platypus and platypi are nearly Chickens! Ed to the rescue!” Ed runs off to assist Perry.
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Meanwhile, Perry and Dr. D are still in a hand-to-hand power clash!
“Your exo-platypus suit is quite amazing Perry the Platypus,” Dr. D says, “But how long can you hold up?”
Perry knew that his exo suit couldn’t last for a while… If only he could distract him…then he could pull him the slip…
Suddenly, someone taps Dr. D on the shoulder… it is Ed!
“What is it?” Dr. D says, “Can’t you see I’m trying to destroy my nemesis?”
“Pardon me sir…” Ed says, “Carrots are good for your eyes…can they dial a phone?”
“Wait…What?!!?!” Dr. D says confused.
This is Perry’s chance! He quickly gets the delay for a ‘certain’ function ready…
“I don’t have time for this!” Dr. D says, “And you’re not going anywhere!”
Dr. D grabs Perry and Perry deploys the wrapping coils from the exo-suit, ensnaring both of them!
“How will this help you?” Dr. D asks.
Suddenly, Perry ejects from the exo-suit and walks over to Ed.
“Wait…where are you going?” Dr. D shouts, “We have a fight to finish!”
Perry presses a button on his watch and then his exo-suit announces, “Rocket Boost and Self-Destruct activated!!!!”
“What?!?!” Dr. D says in confusion.
Suddenly, Dr. D and the exo-suit rocket up into the sky!
“CURSE YOU PERRY THE PLATYPUS!!!” Dr.D shouts as he becomes a little blip in the sky.
Then there is a small bright light and Dr. D is gone!
Perry shakes Ed’s hand and Ed replies with a huge hug!
“Aw you’re welcome Perry!” Ed says, “You’re practically a chicken!”
Perry points at Stitch who needs help with the droids.
“Oh right,” Ed says, “But he’s still very far away but we’ll make it over there eventually!”
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Meanwhile with Stitch, the gunfight had taken a turn! Stitch had disappeared from the droids sensors!
The Super Battle Droid ordered, “Fan out and search for him!”
The Droideka rolls away while the Battle Droid says, “Roger Roger!” and walks off.
Stitch meanwhile is waiting for one to cross his path…
Eventually, the Battle Droid walked across Stitch’s hiding spot up behind a large rock.
“Meegah Naga Quista!” Stitch shouted as he landed on the Battle Droid!
“What the?” Battle Droid shouted in shock.
Stitch started to claw at the Battle Droid and did some serious damage!
The Battle Droid managed to throw him off but then Stitch disappeared again!
“Where’d he go now?” The Battle Droid said in confusion, “I better contact the other two droids.”
Suddenly, Stitch started running at the Battle Droid while it was in mid message…
“I need assistance…I have located the abomination and request backup!” The Battle Droid says but suddenly, Stitch jumps onto his back! “Augh! Get off of me!”
Stitch finished off the Battle Droid by snapping its robotic head off!
“Ahahahahahaha!” Stitch laughs happily.
His happiness is cut short when suddenly from behind; the sound of a blaster being locked and loaded is heard.
Stitch turns around and he sees the Super Battle Droid with its blaster aimed at him!
“That’s enough!” The Super Battle Droid states, “Say goodbye!”
The next moment, the blaster is fired and Stitch is gone in a place where he once was…there was a crater and his blaster is nearby and charred!
“Target eliminated,” The Super Battle Droid says in mid-scanning of the terrain, “Wait…error…”
The Super Battle Droid re-examines the crater and now notices a little tunnel in it!
“Where did he go…” Is all the Super Battle Droid can say before out of his metallic chest…out pops Stitch with a whole bunch of the droids wires!
Stitch had tunneled away from the blast and tunneled into the droid’s body and messed with him internally!
“What did you do?” The Super Battle Droid glitchilly asks Stitch.
“Tanooka Ziiii! Ziiiii!” Stitch replies.
The Super Battle Droid falls over because of too many cut circuits. And then it is gone from the battle in a small explosion!
“Jukiki no machi!” Stitch says victoriously.
Suddenly, in rolls the Droideka from behind Stitch and hits him squarely in the back!
Stitch falls to the ground and the Droideka keeps blasting him!
Luckily, Ed and Perry have just made it to where Stitch was!
Ed stands between Stitch and the Droideka intercepting each attempted blast with a corresponding blast of his arm cannon!
Meanwhile, while Ed is the distraction, Perry manages to get through the forcefield from behind the Droideka and begins to mess with its wiring!
The Droideka falls to the ground short circuiting and then it’s gone from the battle in an even more amazing explosion than the Super Battle Droid’s explosion!
Immediately, Perry and Ed go over to where Stitch is and Ed gives Perry cover while Perry checks on Stitch.
“Well Perry the platy-whatzit,” Ed says, “Is he ok?”
Perry stands up from Stitch after checking his pulse but shakes his head sadly…
“Nooooooo!!!!!” Ed shouts at the heavens, Ed starts uncontrollably crying and clutches Perry like a blanket in sorrow…
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Meanwhile with Mike and Grievous, they were still in a clash with lightsabers!
“You’re as good as those pathetic Jedis, Obi-wan and Skywalker!” Grievous says.
“Thanks,” Mike replies, “But you know what I would do that they wouldn’t?”
“What?” Grievous asks with a cough.
“THIS!” Mike says and he uses the force and launches Grievous a far away distance with a Force Push! Unfortunately, it’s right where Ed and Perry are!
“Uhoh,” Mike says, “I better get over there!”
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Back with Ed and Perry, Ed is still crying and Perry is still being held in a near vice-grip of Ed.
Grievous landed out of Perry and Ed’s sight and notices them.
“Oh this will be easy!” Grievous says evilly but quiet enough not to be heard.
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By the time Mike reaches where Ed and Perry are…it’s too late!
“Oh My Gosh!” Mike exclaims in shock at what had happened.
Ed and Perry were both clearly gone from the battle and what had happened was too violent to be described in any other form of detail that was not previously mentioned.
“Hahahahahaha!” Grievous laughs from out of Mike’s view, “They were so easy, it took only one swing of only one of my lightsabers!”
Mike turns around to confront Grievous.
“I may not have known them,” Mike says, “But if they were friends of Paul Leger or even favored by them then I must avenge them!”
Mike runs at Grievous and they once again clash lightsabers!
Mike is in a hateful emotion but then he realizes what is said about hate…
Suddenly, a faint image of Yoda appears beside him and says, “From hate emerges rage, rage becomes revenge and revenge leads one onto the Dark Side of the Force! But avenging someone of importaince to another person is acceptable”
Mike realizes what is wrong and so he changes his emotions and regains focus.
Suddenly, Mike gets the upper hand in the battle!
Literally, he manages to chop off both of Grievous extra hands!
“Argh!” Grievous grunts, “I’ll get you for that ‘handy’ work with those lightsabers!”
“Oh yeah?” Mike replies, “Well a bird in the hand is worth two in the foot!”
“That doesn’t even make sense!” Grievous says in confusion.
“Well this will,” Mike says and he swings the lightsabers and destroys both of Grievous’ robotic legs and both of his robotic arms!
Grievous falls to the ground as only stubs and says, “You think you’ll defeat me?
Mike chuckles, “Boy you really are stubborn!”
Mike quickly finishes Grievous and then Mike is the victor!
Mike looks over to where I am and he knows I’ve got it under control.
He then looks over to Jimmy and realizes that he needs help!
“Don’t worry Jimmy,” Mike yells as he runs, “I’m on my way!”
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Meanwhile with me, Gallaxhar and I both still are in a clash of my Adamant Sword and his Halo energy sword.
Suddenly, my Adamant sword starts to crack and then is shatters!
I leap back and I drop my sword as it is useless.
“Hah!” Gallaxhar says, “Even your puny weapons break in fear of my strength!”
I immediately take out the Lego Star Wars Blaster and say, “Well as Bobobo would say…when in Rome…bring a gun to a sword fight!!!!!!!!!”
Gallaxhar puts away the Energy Sword and pulls out his regular Star Wars Blaster.
“Ha!” Gallaxhar says, “Let’s see what your pathetic toy version of my superior copy.”
“Yeah right!” I reply as I pull out my Shen Geong Wu and shout out to activate the, “Wings of Tinabi!”
I put it onto my back and I begin to fly through the air!
“Now let’s see who has the better shot!” I shout as I zip around knowing I can’t be hit and I prepare to have a shoot out! “As George Lopez would say, ‘I got this!’” I say confidently.
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Meanwhile with Joe and Bobobo, Bobobo has Joe on the ropes, Literally!
Bobobo had just used Super Fist of the Nose Hair, Nose Hair Tight Rope!
And Joe is in the middle of a huge pit that appeared out of nowhere, being on a nose hair tight rope and below it, there were carnivorous clams! Plus Joe couldn’t move or else he’d fall!
Suddenly, Joe looks over to where Bobobo is…and gasps!
Bobobo is slowly placing a candle underneath the rope!
“Stop what are you doing?” Joe shouts.
“Just making a good kelp roast,” Bobobo replies coolly and almost immediately, Joe realizes that somehow, the tight rope just became Kelp!
Joe shouts, “But kelp can’t support anyone’s weight…no matter how light they are!”
“That’s why I win!” Bobobo says.
“Wait…what?” Joe replies but then the Kelp is burnt through and Joe falls down into the pit of carnivorous clams!
“Augh!” Joe yells as the clams take turns throwing rice paties at him and soon he is buried by rice!
“And that’s why,” Bobobo starts, “No one ever takes cheese and puts it on asparagus!”
Bobobo looks over to where I am and sees I may need help!
“Oh no,” Bobobo says, “Don’t worry Paul! I’m coming! If only I wasn’t an inchworm!”
Strangely enough, Bobobo did become an inchworm and so was inching his way to help me!
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Meanwhile, Mike had just arrived at Jimmy’s side. And Jimmy was still keeping the Balrog at bay!
“Ah good!” Jimmy says, “I need your help!”
“Sure,” Mike replies, “But how?”
“I’m sure you recall the scene in ‘The Fellowship of the Ring.’ At the bridge of Khazadum?” Jimmy says.
“Yeah?” Mike replies.
“I need you to use the Force and remake the Bridge between me and the Balrog!” Jimmy shouts over the Balrog’s roar.
“Jimmy…,” Mike says in nervousness, “Are you planning what I think you are planning…Because you know what the consequences are for your plan!”
“I know but it’s the only way!” Jimmy says, “So as I would say if I were Obi-wan… ‘USE THE FORCE!’”
Mike immediately begins to create the nearly bottomless pit but it is taking every ounce of strength in his body! “ARRRRGGGHHH!!!!” Mike grunts as he continues to form the pit slowly but surely!
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Back with me, Gallaxhar and I both have failed to make a single hit on the other.
Suddenly, the ground shakes and I just have landed and we both are unaware of what is happening…
I don’t realize that both Gallaxhar and I are planning the same exact thing.
Quickly, Gallaxhar and I both pull our triggers!
Both blasts pass the other blast and hit the opposing blasters and each are destroyed!
I glare at him and he does at me as well!
We both pull out our last weapons, his Halo Energy Sword and I pull out Meta Knight’s ‘Galaxia!’
We both run at each other…well I fly low to the ground, and we clash swords once again!
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Meanwhile with Mike and Jimmy, Mike had just finished with the Bridge of Khazazdum and he collapses next to Jimmy.
“Great work Mike,” Jimmy says, “Now, I just have to finish this…Mike quick before I do this…you have to get off the bridge!”
“I can’t,” Mike says, “I’ve used up all of my strength…and besides…I’ll go down with you if your plan is exactly what Gandalf did…That’s what friends do!”
“Alright Mike if that is what you want,” Jimmy says and then the Balrog spreads its shadow-like wings and roars louder than before.
Jimmy suddenly begins to quote once more, at least if Paul wins, he’ll be back and so will Mike, what is most remember-able.
“YOU CANNOT PASS!” Jimmy shouts, “I AM THE SERVANT OF THE SECRET FIRE, WIELDER OF THE FLAME OF ANOR…THE DARK FIRE WILL NOT AVAIL YOU! FLAME OF UDȖN!”
The Balrog strikes down on Jimmy with its sword, who parries the blow with Glamdring, shattering the Balrog’s sword! Glowing embers run off the circle of light around Mike and Jimmy.
“GO BACK INTO THE SHADOW!” Jimmy shouts clenching his teeth.
The Balrog steps onto the bridge. It brandishes its fire-whip!
Jimmy raises Glamdring and staff together into the air.
“YOU!!!!!!!! SHALL!!!!!!!!! NOT!!!!!!!!!!!! PASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Jimmy shouts as he drives his staff into the bridge and created a bright flash of blue light to appear.
Immediately, the bridge begins to fall apart from beneath the Balrog and it begins to fall!
Jimmy leans of the staff and turns to Mike.
“Well Mike,” Jimmy says, “Wait for it…”
Suddenly, the Balrog whips it’s fire whip up and catches Jimmy’s ankle and he falls off to the side and barely holds on to the edge.
Mike grabs his hand and they both finish Gandalf’s final line from The Fellowship of the Ring movie.
“Fly you fools!” They both say before Jimmy loses his grip and he and Mike fall down in pursuit of the Balrog.
Immediately, the ground begins to close up and soon, there is no trace of a pit ever being there!
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Meanwhile back with Gallaxhar and myself, we both stop when we both hear Jimmy shout and then the ground shake again.
“What the flagdod just happened?” Gallaxhar asks as we are once again in a clash.
“Well if I know Jimmy and his knowledge of Gandalf,” I say proudly, “He just sacrificed himself to defeat your Balrog and also, Mike, being his friend probably sacrificed himself as well with Jimmy. Leaving me, you and since no one else is around…Bobobo who is fooling around to do battle!”
Nonsense and besides I’m going to defeat you!” Gallaxhar shouts but then I immediately parry and his sword goes flying out of sight and I point Galaxia at him!
“Go on!” Gallaxhar says, “Finish me!”
I put away the sword and shout, “Not yet…Bobobo! Get out here! It’s time for the Grand Finale!”
Bobobo says from nearby, actually on my shoulder! “Finally! I’ve been waiting!”
I look and I see he is still an inchworm!
“Bobobo,” I say, “Shall we finish him together?”
“Let’s,” Bobobo says suddenly standing next to me but now back to normal.
“You can go first then I’ll go,” I say courteously.
“Thanks,” Bobobo says and he runs at Gallaxhar!
“Wait…,” Gallaxhar says, “What are you going to do?”
“THIS!” Bobobo shouts and he jumps into the air and is falling towards him!
“SUPER FIST OF THE NOSE HAIR!” Bobobo shouts, “Nose Hair with extra Sauce!”
Immediately, Bobobo’s nosehairs lash out and strike Gallaxhar!
Gallaxhar land son the ground and Bobobo shouts, “Alright Paul, FINISH HIM!”
“Gladly,” I say and the I run at him!
Gallaxhar shouts, “What can you do? You’re no master of nose hair!”
“Not exactly” I reply, “I’m part fabric…I control fabric in my body…there fore since I trained for this with Bobobo… I can use it in my mind!”
“SUPER FIST OF THE NOSE HAIR!” I shout, “SNOT FOR YOU!”
Amazingly, nose hairs sprout from my nostrils and they quickly begin to lashat Gallaxhar!
“Flagnod!” Gallaxhar says right before they hit him!
In a huge impact…an enormous cloud of dust is made and even the monitors and broadcasting can’t show what’s happening!
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The entire world holds its breath…as the dust settles on each and every monitor that is broadcasting …………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….(LONG BREATH!)
Gallaxhar is lying on the ground completely defeated!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The entire world cheers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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In the War Room, the President is saying, “Ya see, I didn’t doubt him at all! Now, let’s try and stay calm!”
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The Monsters are all cheering!!!!
Susan says, “I knew he could do it!”
Dr. Cockroach added, “As did I.”
Bob says, “Aw… my money was on Gallaxhar!”
Link looks at Bob and says, “Bob, you don’t have any money!”
Bob realized and said, “Oh yeah! I was right! Paul won!”
“Now we all win!” Susan says proudly!
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Back within my mind I have regained my control!
“Now,” I say as Gallaxhar stands back up after I slightly heal him, “Let’s bring some partners back to life!”
I snap my fingers and all my partners reappear alive!
They all cheer and I terminate the dream/mind session…
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After we return to the real world, Gallaxhar angrily walks over to a monitor and starts inputting data…
“You did it Paul!” Susan says to me smiling.
“I know,” I reply.
I shout to Gallaxhar from my container, “So, how about that deal we have Gallaxhar? You release us and then blow up your ship with you in it…”
“Oh that,” Gallaxhar says smiling evilly, “I don’t think so…”
“What!” We all reply.
“It was a fluke…” Gallaxhar says, “If no one lives to tell anyone… it won’t be known! Muahahahaha!”
“You dirty…” Link says angrily.
“I should have guessed you were going to do this!” Susan says irritated.
Dr. Cockroach adds, “And I definitely should have anticipated this.”
Gallaxhar replies, “Well you didn’t so…”
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Across the world…Gallaxhar’s hologram reappear!
“Attention Puny Humans! I have refused to let anyone of you live to reveal that I lost to Paul Leger. Therefore enjoy your last 5 minutes of peace on Earth as you all will die! Gallaxhar out!” And then it ended.
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Back in the War Room, the president was resorting to the last resort even after the ‘Red Button’…
“Okay boys,” President Hathaway says, “Get out the broadcast gear…it’s time for Code Turquoise White Dove Flag Mono…”
“You mean…” Rep. Wilson starts.
“Yep…” President Hathaway says sternly, “Asking him the “QUESTION”!”
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Gallaxhar meanwhile is about to activate the traps.
“Say you final goodbyes Monsters!” Gallaxhar says evilly.
“WARNING!” Computer chimes in, “Incoming transmission from the President of the United States.”
“What Bring it up!” Gallaxhar orders!
Slowly the monitor lowers down and a video feed of the President appears…
WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT?
??…STAY TUNED!!!!!!!!!!!
--End Chapter 28--
