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Post by Kingdragon on Jun 25, 2009 7:55:01 GMT -5
This is an open list, so you guys can add to it as well. Every so often I will try to consolidate them.
Try to add a small (1-2 sentence) description about the incident that caused the rule to be posted if possible
1. Don't hide Ginormica's Midol and chocolate during her "time of the month."
Someone was stupid enough to do it. Fortunately for him, he defied the laws of Darwin and survived.
2. Don't burst into song.
To be fair, Ginormica was the one that started singing after capturing the "One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple People Eater."
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Post by Baycrum on Jun 25, 2009 11:33:59 GMT -5
3.Don't eat chairs
B.O.B aparently forgot who was sitting in that chair and now He can't have a proper funeral.
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Post by Kingdragon on Jun 26, 2009 8:12:53 GMT -5
4. Knock before you enter a room.
Serena had the misfortune of walking into John’s room without bothering to knock. And she walked right in on John with his hand half up Susan’s skirt. She was heard running through the halls screaming “My eyes! My eyes!”
Oh, and you can include your OCs as well. Pairings will be treated as if they are from AUs, so feel free to match up the characters.
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Post by Nobility on Jun 26, 2009 18:30:13 GMT -5
5. Smoke around Cockroach. Or blow bubblegum. Or even stand next to him. In fact, make sure to keep at least a 5-foot radius of distance between you and the good doctor- especially if he's carrying machinery. Actually, if he's carrying machinery, get the heck out of there.
6. Challenge Link to an arm-wrestling challenge. One of you is going to be writhing on the floor in pain. And we all know how embarrassing THAT is.
7. Try to eat B.O.B. Gives you bad indigestion.
8. Try to feed anything other than fish to Link. Gives HIM bad indigestion.
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Post by Mansion on Jun 26, 2009 19:23:37 GMT -5
9. Play "The Monster Mash" at a party.
The property damage was in the millions.
10. Throw any embarrassing personal effects down the garbage chute.
Dr. Cockroach is more of a gossip than you'd think.
11. Ever, EVER bring up "Who could beat whom?" hypotheical discussions.
Just... don't do it, okay?
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Post by Baycrum on Jun 26, 2009 20:21:59 GMT -5
12.Please don't EVER call Insecto a He or She!
Insecto's a little confused and so are we.
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Post by Mansion on Jun 26, 2009 22:19:56 GMT -5
13. Leave uranium unattended. Even if it's just a smidge.
If you look closely on the ceiling, you can still see burn marks.
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Post by Crazyrabidpony on Jun 27, 2009 0:30:08 GMT -5
14. Never call Haley a b***h.
Being part wolf, she'll take it literally.
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Post by Baycrum on Jun 27, 2009 10:25:07 GMT -5
15.always Replace Jello after a week
B.O.B plans very expensive funerals for Jellos friends
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Post by Nobility on Jun 27, 2009 13:41:10 GMT -5
16. Say area 5- *is killed by poisoned dart*
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Post by Crazyrabidpony on Jun 27, 2009 15:45:26 GMT -5
17. Leave your favorite and/or expensive belongings out in the open.
They will disappear within the amount of time it takes for B.O.B. to disolve his food.
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Post by Kingdragon on Jun 28, 2009 10:24:50 GMT -5
18. If the thought of doing something makes you giggle for longer than 15 seconds, you can assume you are not allowed to do it.
18b. If the thought of doing something makes John giggle period, alert Monger.
Seeing John smile was a rarity in of itself, but hearing him giggle was considered a sign of the apocalypse.
19. Don't make porn containing Ginormica, no matter how 'artful,' 'tasteful,' or 'patriotic.'
It helped that when Ginormica added this rule she was carrying a rifle that had started out as a cannon on a battleship.
20. Don't speculate on the sex life of anyone who outranks you.
20b. Or outmasses you.
20c. Or can kick your ass.
20d. Or otherwise make your life miserable.
This went up after a few privates started spreading rumors after Monger went on a date.
21. Don't teach B.O.B. swear words in the guise of improving his vocabulary.
B.O.B. wanted to know why he couldn't say 'f**k,' 'damn,' or 's**t,' but his short-term memory loss kicked in.
(Modified by Crazyrabidpony: Please! Censor the major swear words!)
22. You may not keep it as a pet, even if "It followed me home!"
A giant radioactively mutated lizard attacked New York City. Serena commented that he's just a big puppy dog when Godzilla licked Ginormica in a friendly manner. John was much less enthused when he was licked in the same manner.
23. If you talk to yourself, make sure no one can hear you.
23b. Or that the conversation is entirely mental.
This went up after a slightly plastered John rambled about how proportionately, Serena did have bigger breasts than Susan, even though Susan did have very nice ones even when she was not 52 feet tall.
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Post by Nobility on Jun 28, 2009 12:51:39 GMT -5
24. Visit on fish-pizza night. For the same reasons as rule 8.
25. Try to teach Ginormica ballet. The property damage is enormous.
26. Play fetch with Insectosaurus. She has a tendency to gobble up the ball completely.
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Post by Baycrum on Jun 29, 2009 14:49:06 GMT -5
Really inappropriate stuff.....
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Post by Kingdragon on Jun 29, 2009 17:23:17 GMT -5
27. Weird things happen, so get used to them.
Area 52 was attacked by, of all things, flying monkeys.
28. On April 1st, 2010, nothing happened.
All the Pentagon found out was that a ton of rubber chickens were delivered to Area 52.
29. Don't get cloned.
Ginormica had fought four clones, one of which was male. Monger defeated a clone of his younger self. No one wanted to know how B.O.B. got cloned.
30. If something has a big red shiny button, DO NOT PRESS IT!
Dr. Cockroach was fiddling with one of the devices that somehow survived the self-destruct of Gallaxhar's ship when he did so. He turned into a dragonfly-man, B.O.B. turned neon orange, Link turned into a mermaid, Serena and Susan swapped bodies, and John sprouted a cat tail, dog ears, and four extra arms. Thankfully it was reversible.
31. Serena is not a Jedi, Sith, or any kind of Force-user.
31b. She doesn't have the Force, period!
It would have been much more convincing if Doctor Cockroach hadn't built her a lightsaber.
32. Stop taking words/phrases and corrupting them.
Ginormica and John couldn't hear 'strudel,' 'furniture moving,' or 'posse,' among many others, without blushing deep red.
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