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Post by Crazyrabidpony on May 8, 2009 19:15:53 GMT -5
Communists?!?! LLOOOLLLZZZ!!! XXXDDD
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Post by Twitter Cordova on May 8, 2009 19:17:16 GMT -5
The mummies could work out, cause it has to be something scary compare to the aliens they battle. Monsters Vs. Indians, or...Monsters Vs. Cowboys. Oh wait! That's not scary, never mind then LOL! They don't sound scary enough to be put into the picture X3 I'd think they would do something more 1950s. ;) Monsters vs. Communists The 50s? Well true fact is the monsters in the film WERE based from the old monster flicks...expect for The Fly, that was in the 80s but it still counts as a monster movie. |
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Post by Crazyrabidpony on May 8, 2009 19:18:53 GMT -5
Just for kicks, Monsters vs. The Simpsons. XP
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Post by Aurum on May 8, 2009 19:27:03 GMT -5
I'd think they would do something more 1950s. ;) Monsters vs. Communists The 50s? Well true fact is the monsters in the film WERE based from the old monster flicks...expect for The Fly, that was in the 80s but it still counts as a monster movie. Haha, yeah. That's what I meant. All the alien movies were actually in some way representative of communism, what with all the "invaders who ony want to harvest new land for themselves" ideas and all. Maybe they'll be literal for the next movie. Haha. Ginormica: "Oh, no! It's the Reds! They've got nuclear missiles!" Dr. Cockroach: "Don't worry! I'll stop them! Those chemicals can't kill me!" B.O.B.: "Good luck! You can do it! This is your moment!" Missing Link: "...I'm going to miss him." |
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Post by ChiroTheDragon on May 8, 2009 20:19:10 GMT -5
Just for kicks, Monsters vs. The Simpsons. XP EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCC!!!!!ONE!!!!!!!1111!!!!!ONEONE!!!!!! |
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Post by Twitter Cordova on May 9, 2009 2:25:27 GMT -5
The Simpsons? I go with Family Guy. But...Peter might beat The Missing Link's ass like he did with that giant chicken so many times XDD
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Post by Baycrum on May 9, 2009 11:00:31 GMT -5
okay...this is getting Random.Heres a Random one:
Monsters Vs. Giant Bees!
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Post by Crazyrabidpony on May 9, 2009 16:03:22 GMT -5
I love bees! They're so cute and fuzzy! I want a giant bee! I'll name it Mr. Fuzzy Buzzy! ^___^
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Post by DolphinLight on May 10, 2009 21:05:40 GMT -5
Bees! LOL! How about the War of the Worlds aliens? I don't even know where those things came from in the first place.
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Post by fuzzynecromancer on May 11, 2009 1:29:50 GMT -5
War of the worlds aliens came from Mars, as is made abundantly clear in the book and both film adaptations.
Here's my satirical prediction:
Monsters vs. Illegal Aliens
Dreamworks takes a rather dubious angle for this PG-13 ideologically charged sequel. Susan, Missing Link, Dr. Cockroach, and BOB return from paris to hang around in rural California, when W. R. Monger buzzes them. Once again, duty calls, and the USA must be defended. This time, instead of fighting robot probes, the lovable CGI B-movie characters are patrolling the border.
Insectosaurus has been written out of the script with little or no explanation but there's still plenty of hilarity-inducing hijinx. Missing Link gets roped into a forum intelligent design debate, Dr. Cockroach is retconned into a native-born Texan, and BOB is sworn in as the first black lesbian communist Odin-worshipping member of the Klu Klux Klan. Perhaps some of the less advisably applied scenes would be Dr. Cockroach's 30 minute speech about why high property values are essential to maintaining reason and order in society, Missing Link's fight scene wherein he beats a pregnant teenager to death with another pregnant teenager, and the needlessly graphic 3-D rendition of what happens when Susan tries to see how many Mexicans she can fit into her mouth at once.
Guest Starring Rachel Welch and Newt Gingrich, opens in theaters June 2012.
(The poster here does not ideologically endorse any of the views expressed in the aformentioned hypothetical sequel)
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Post by Aurum on May 11, 2009 1:42:37 GMT -5
^Did you post that at IMDb? I thought it was hilarious! :)
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Post by Crazyrabidpony on May 11, 2009 14:55:33 GMT -5
ZOMG!! LOLZZ!!! My gosh, Fuzzynecromancer!! That is the funniest thing I've read in a good while! XD Let's see if I can come up with one!
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Post by fuzzynecromancer on May 11, 2009 15:26:38 GMT -5
Aurum: Yep  That was me. CrazyRabidPony: Thank you. ^_^ |
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Post by Crazyrabidpony on May 11, 2009 16:06:41 GMT -5
Coming to theaters sooner than expected: Monsters vs. Various Evil Forces!
Soon as the monsters parted after defeating the giant snail in Paris and lead their own successful lives, they are once again summoned to save the world. Susan Murphy, who had started her own line of fashionable clothing for gigantic women, has been called forth to defeat King Ghidorah.
Susan: King Ghidorah?! I thought you were dead!
King Ghidorah: That is what I thought! Until some random nutjobs brought me back to life since that is usually the default answer to every Godzilla movie I star in!
Godzilla: *wearing a giant dress* I am a transvestite!
The Missing Link, now owner of Sea World, is on an epic adventure to put an end to telemarketers around the globe!
Link: I'll put an end to your evil phone calls!
Random Telemarketer: You will never stop us! We will continue to call random people during the night so they will be tired when they go to work in the morning!
Link: What about people who work night shifts?
Random Telemarketer: ... Curses!!
Dr. Cockroach PhD, former mad scientist now Calvin Cline model, has been sent to New York City to destroy a hoard of ravinous hobos!
Dr. Cockroach: *ish holding a bazooka while wearing a smexy tuxedo* Your sandwich-stealing days are over!
Hobos: Blargeshmargy!!
B.O.B., soon to open an orphanage for snack packs, oozes his way to abolish an organization of rabid Girl Scouts.
Rabid Girl Scout: *foaming at the mouth* Our cookies will bring out the end of the world!
B.O.B.: Cookies!
That one might not go too well, so Insectosaurus, happily married to former celebrity monster Mothra, will just eat them.
There will be drama!
Monger: Dr. Cockroach, they never told you what happened to your father.
Dr. Cockroach: They told me enough! They told me you killed him!
Monger: No, my long lost mother's evil twin's sister is your father!
Dr. Cockroach: That's not true. That's impossible!
Monger: Search your feelings! You know it to be true.
Dr. Cockroach: No, really. It's biologically impossible.
Romance!
Insectosaurus: *screeches*
Mothra: *screeches*
Insectosaurus: *screeches again*
Both: *nuzzle each other*
Adventure!
A random building explodes.
A random dam breaks.
A random racecar crashes.
A random frog croaks.
A random hobo explodes.
And lots of other stuff!
Monsters vs. Various Evil Forces!
Starring:
Robin Williams as the new President, Santa Clause as Santa Clause, and Rufus the naked mole rat as Arnold Swartzeneger!
This film is not yet rated.
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Post by Baycrum on May 11, 2009 16:16:12 GMT -5
UMM okay.....0-o
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That was me.