Coming to theaters sooner than expected: Monsters vs. Various Evil Forces!
Soon as the monsters parted after defeating the giant snail in Paris and lead their own successful lives, they are once again summoned to save the world. Susan Murphy, who had started her own line of fashionable clothing for gigantic women, has been called forth to defeat King Ghidorah.
Susan: King Ghidorah?! I thought you were dead!
King Ghidorah: That is what I thought! Until some random nutjobs brought me back to life since that is usually the default answer to every Godzilla movie I star in!
Godzilla: *wearing a giant dress* I am a transvestite!
The Missing Link, now owner of Sea World, is on an epic adventure to put an end to telemarketers around the globe!
Link: I'll put an end to your evil phone calls!
Random Telemarketer: You will never stop us! We will continue to call random people during the night so they will be tired when they go to work in the morning!
Link: What about people who work night shifts?
Random Telemarketer: ... Curses!!
Dr. Cockroach PhD, former mad scientist now Calvin Cline model, has been sent to New York City to destroy a hoard of ravinous hobos!
Dr. Cockroach: *ish holding a bazooka while wearing a smexy tuxedo* Your sandwich-stealing days are over!
Hobos: Blargeshmargy!!
B.O.B., soon to open an orphanage for snack packs, oozes his way to abolish an organization of rabid Girl Scouts.
Rabid Girl Scout: *foaming at the mouth* Our cookies will bring out the end of the world!
B.O.B.: Cookies!
That one might not go too well, so Insectosaurus, happily married to former celebrity monster Mothra, will just eat them.
There will be drama!
Monger: Dr. Cockroach, they never told you what happened to your father.
Dr. Cockroach: They told me enough! They told me you killed him!
Monger: No, my long lost mother's evil twin's sister is your father!
Dr. Cockroach: That's not true. That's impossible!
Monger: Search your feelings! You know it to be true.
Dr. Cockroach: No, really. It's biologically impossible.
Romance!
Insectosaurus: *screeches*
Mothra: *screeches*
Insectosaurus: *screeches again*
Both: *nuzzle each other*
Adventure!
A random building explodes.
A random dam breaks.
A random racecar crashes.
A random frog croaks.
A random hobo explodes.
And lots of other stuff!
Monsters vs. Various Evil Forces!
Starring:
Robin Williams as the new President, Santa Clause as Santa Clause, and Rufus the naked mole rat as Arnold Swartzeneger!
This film is not yet rated.
